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Random» UndeadBocaNooob (yellow | 57 APM | 888 actions | 15:39)
Hero icon 4 Death Knight
Ability icon 2 Death Coil
Ability icon 1 Unholy Aura
Ability icon 1 Death Pact
Hero icon 2 Crypt Lord
Ability icon 1 Impale
Ability icon 1 Spiked Carapace

» actions
Assign group hotkey22
Basic commands1
Build / train34
Enter build submenu16
Enter hero's abilities submenu6
Remove unit from queue2
Right click388
Select / deselect138
Select group hotkey232
Use ability49
888 total
» units
Acolyte3
Ghoul4
Crypt Fiend8
Frost Wyrm2
17 total
» upgrades
Creature Attack2
Web1
Creature Carapace1
4 total
» buildings
Graveyard1
Crypt1
Altar of Darkness1
Ziggurat6
Tomb of Relics1
Halls of the Dead1
Necropolis1
Black Citadel1
Sacrificial Pit1
Boneyard2
16 total
» build order
00:38 Graveyard
00:44 Crypt
00:50 Altar of Darkness
01:00 Ziggurat
01:29 Ziggurat
01:35 Tomb of Relics
04:07 Ziggurat
04:33 Halls of the Dead
05:35 Necropolis
06:58 Ziggurat
06:59 Black Citadel
09:54 Sacrificial Pit
09:57 Ziggurat
10:01 Ziggurat
10:41 Boneyard
10:43 Boneyard
» items
Rod of Necromancy1
Orb of Corruption1
2 total
Random» OrcKing_Gex (red | 54 APM | 799 actions | 14:55)
Hero icon 3 Blademaster
Ability icon 2 Wind Walk
Ability icon 1 Critical Strike

» actions
Basic commands5
Build / train31
Enter build submenu17
Enter hero's abilities submenu3
Right click556
Select / deselect155
Use ability32
799 total
» units
Peon11
Grunt5
Wind Rider2
18 total
» upgrades
Ranged Weapons2
2 total
» buildings
Altar of Storms1
Voodoo Lounge1
Orc Burrow6
Barracks1
Stronghold1
War Mill1
Fortress1
Beastiary2
Great Hall1
15 total
» build order
00:08 Altar of Storms
00:17 Voodoo Lounge
00:29 Orc Burrow
01:35 Orc Burrow
01:58 Barracks
04:30 Stronghold
04:33 Orc Burrow
04:40 War Mill
07:05 Fortress
07:09 Beastiary
07:12 Beastiary
08:37 Orc Burrow
08:40 Orc Burrow
10:29 Great Hall
10:50 Orc Burrow
» items
Scroll of Speed1
Lesser Clarity Potion3
Healing Salve1
5 total
HumanYarbles (teal | 92 APM | 1452 actions | 15:50)
Hero icon 4 Archmage
Ability icon 2 Summon Water Elemental
Ability icon 2 Brilliance Aura
Hero icon 1 Paladin
Ability icon 1 Divine Shield

» actions
Assign group hotkey13
Basic commands92
Build / train51
ESC pressed4
Enter build submenu29
Enter hero's abilities submenu5
Remove unit from queue4
Right click798
Select / deselect282
Select group hotkey95
Use ability79
1452 total
» units
Peasant9
Footman9
Knight5
Priest5
28 total
» upgrades
Defend1
Plating2
Lumber Harvesting1
Long Rifles0
Animal War Training1
5 total
» buildings
Altar of Kings1
Farm11
Barracks2
Scout Tower7
Lumber Mill1
Arcane Tower1
Keep2
Blacksmith1
Arcane Vault1
Castle1
Arcane Sanctum1
Town Hall1
Guard Tower0
30 total
» build order
00:20 Altar of Kings
00:23 Farm
00:37 Barracks
00:53 Scout Tower
01:20 Lumber Mill
01:26 Farm
01:32 Farm
02:06 Arcane Tower
02:20 Farm
03:33 Keep
03:34 Keep
04:22 Blacksmith
04:38 Arcane Vault
04:56 Farm
04:59 Farm
05:12 Farm
06:30 Castle
06:33 Arcane Sanctum
07:01 Barracks
07:16 Farm
07:18 Farm
08:20 Farm
08:31 Farm
10:15 Town Hall
10:29 Scout Tower
12:49 Guard Tower
12:57 Scout Tower
12:58 Scout Tower
13:01 Scout Tower
13:03 Scout Tower
13:04 Scout Tower
» items
Scroll of Regeneration1
1 total
Random» HumanTwenty6 (green | 80 APM | 1408 actions | 17:32)
Hero icon 3 Blood Mage
Ability icon 2 Flame Strike
Ability icon 1 Siphon Mana
Hero icon 2 Paladin
Ability icon 1 Holy Light
Ability icon 1 Devotion Aura

» actions
Assign group hotkey25
Basic commands73
Build / train121
ESC pressed6
Enter build submenu55
Enter hero's abilities submenu5
Give item / drop item1
Remove unit from queue3
Right click557
Select / deselect291
Select group hotkey170
Use ability101
1408 total
» units
Peasant23
Goblin Shredder3
Gryphon Rider2
Knight2
Dragonhawk Rider6
36 total
» upgrades
Masonry3
Swords2
Armor2
Lumber Harvesting2
Animal War Training1
Storm Hammers1
11 total
» buildings
Altar of Kings2
Farm13
Blacksmith4
Scout Tower20
Lumber Mill2
Arcane Tower3
Guard Tower31
Town Hall3
Keep5
Arcane Vault1
Castle5
Gryphon Aviary2
Barracks2
93 total
» build order
00:09 Altar of Kings
00:12 Farm
01:13 Blacksmith
01:22 Farm
01:26 Scout Tower
01:46 Lumber Mill
01:55 Arcane Tower
01:55 Arcane Tower
02:04 Farm
02:20 Scout Tower
02:54 Guard Tower
02:55 Guard Tower
03:33 Town Hall
04:19 Keep
04:24 Arcane Vault
04:49 Scout Tower
04:51 Scout Tower
05:24 Farm
05:27 Farm
05:29 Farm
05:30 Farm
05:31 Farm
05:33 Farm
06:10 Blacksmith
06:15 Scout Tower
06:18 Scout Tower
06:32 Guard Tower
06:35 Scout Tower
07:00 Castle
07:01 Castle
07:02 Guard Tower
07:44 Gryphon Aviary
07:46 Gryphon Aviary
07:52 Guard Tower
07:59 Barracks
10:05 Scout Tower
10:08 Scout Tower
10:11 Scout Tower
11:16 Guard Tower
11:17 Guard Tower
11:24 Altar of Kings
11:25 Guard Tower
11:26 Guard Tower
11:26 Guard Tower
11:44 Farm
11:46 Farm
11:50 Farm
11:52 Farm
12:00 Town Hall
13:06 Keep
13:06 Keep
13:06 Keep
13:10 Scout Tower
13:13 Scout Tower
13:14 Scout Tower
13:42 Barracks
13:45 Guard Tower
13:46 Guard Tower
14:18 Guard Tower
14:21 Scout Tower
14:23 Scout Tower
14:24 Scout Tower
14:34 Blacksmith
14:45 Lumber Mill
14:52 Blacksmith
15:03 Guard Tower
15:03 Guard Tower
15:03 Guard Tower
15:06 Scout Tower
15:08 Scout Tower
15:51 Guard Tower
15:51 Guard Tower
16:01 Scout Tower
16:09 Castle
16:09 Castle
16:32 Town Hall
16:57 Scout Tower
» items
Scroll of Regeneration2
Scroll of Town Portal1
Orb of Lightning1
4 total
team 2
Random» HumanAthenasEC (orange | 75 APM | 1312 actions | 17:33)
Hero icon 5 Mountain King
Ability icon 3 Storm Bolt
Ability icon 2 Bash
Hero icon 4 Paladin
Ability icon 2 Holy Light
Ability icon 1 Divine Shield
Ability icon 1 Devotion Aura

» actions
Assign group hotkey19
Build / train47
Enter build submenu20
Enter hero's abilities submenu9
Right click604
Select / deselect226
Select group hotkey331
Use ability56
1312 total
» units
Peasant9
Footman5
Gryphon Rider6
Dragonhawk Rider1
21 total
» upgrades
Defend1
Lumber Harvesting1
Storm Hammers1
Animal War Training1
Armor2
Swords1
Cloud1
8 total
» buildings
Altar of Kings1
Farm9
Barracks1
Scout Tower2
Arcane Tower1
Arcane Vault1
Lumber Mill1
Keep1
Guard Tower1
Gryphon Aviary3
Castle1
Blacksmith1
23 total
» build order
00:24 Altar of Kings
00:26 Farm
00:39 Barracks
01:27 Farm
01:28 Farm
02:34 Scout Tower
02:46 Farm
03:04 Arcane Tower
03:07 Arcane Vault
03:48 Lumber Mill
03:57 Scout Tower
04:21 Keep
04:25 Farm
05:12 Guard Tower
06:47 Gryphon Aviary
06:48 Gryphon Aviary
06:49 Gryphon Aviary
06:51 Castle
07:27 Farm
07:28 Farm
10:17 Blacksmith
11:24 Farm
11:25 Farm
» items
Potion of Healing2
2 total
UndeadMichael. (pink | 93 APM | 1637 actions | 17:32)
Hero icon 4 Death Knight
Ability icon 2 Death Coil
Ability icon 2 Unholy Aura
Hero icon 4 Lich
Ability icon 2 Frost Nova
Ability icon 2 Frost Armor

» actions
Assign group hotkey27
Basic commands75
Build / train45
Enter build submenu14
Enter hero's abilities submenu8
Give item / drop item2
Right click843
Select / deselect256
Select group hotkey262
Use ability105
1637 total
» units
Acolyte3
Ghoul2
Crypt Fiend17
Obsidian Statue4
26 total
» upgrades
Creature Attack2
Creature Carapace1
Web1
4 total
» buildings
Graveyard1
Crypt1
Altar of Darkness1
Ziggurat6
Tomb of Relics1
Halls of the Dead1
Spirit Tower1
Slaughterhouse1
Sacrificial Pit1
Black Citadel1
Boneyard1
16 total
» build order
00:26 Graveyard
00:31 Crypt
00:51 Altar of Darkness
01:02 Ziggurat
01:41 Ziggurat
01:42 Tomb of Relics
04:44 Halls of the Dead
04:47 Ziggurat
04:47 Ziggurat
07:42 Spirit Tower
10:20 Slaughterhouse
14:25 Sacrificial Pit
14:27 Black Citadel
14:39 Ziggurat
14:40 Ziggurat
16:50 Boneyard
» items
Rod of Necromancy1
1 total
Humantexas (purple | 41 APM | 716 actions | 17:32)
Hero icon 5 Archmage
Ability icon 2 Summon Water Elemental
Ability icon 2 Blizzard
Ability icon 1 Brilliance Aura
Hero icon 2 Blood Mage
Ability icon 1 Flame Strike
Ability icon 1 Banish

» actions
Build / train73
Enter build submenu33
Enter hero's abilities submenu7
Give item / drop item1
Remove unit from queue2
Right click296
Select / deselect247
Use ability57
716 total
» units
Peasant12
Footman7
Knight11
Priest5
35 total
» upgrades
Swords1
Plating2
Lumber Harvesting2
Priest Training2
7 total
» buildings
Altar of Kings1
Barracks2
Farm13
Scout Tower11
Arcane Tower5
Lumber Mill1
Arcane Vault1
Keep1
Blacksmith1
Castle1
Town Hall1
Guard Tower4
Arcane Sanctum1
43 total
» build order
00:28 Altar of Kings
00:33 Barracks
00:37 Farm
01:00 Farm
01:49 Farm
01:55 Scout Tower
02:20 Scout Tower
02:28 Arcane Tower
02:31 Farm
03:01 Lumber Mill
03:16 Scout Tower
03:18 Arcane Tower
03:24 Arcane Vault
03:29 Scout Tower
03:38 Scout Tower
03:55 Arcane Tower
04:09 Arcane Tower
04:22 Arcane Tower
04:29 Farm
05:03 Keep
06:00 Blacksmith
07:25 Castle
07:30 Town Hall
07:32 Scout Tower
07:35 Scout Tower
07:38 Scout Tower
07:40 Scout Tower
07:47 Barracks
08:04 Guard Tower
08:06 Scout Tower
08:10 Scout Tower
08:11 Guard Tower
08:16 Guard Tower
09:35 Guard Tower
09:39 Arcane Sanctum
10:07 Farm
11:31 Farm
11:34 Farm
12:22 Farm
12:29 Farm
13:19 Farm
14:02 Farm
15:02 Farm
» items
Scroll of Regeneration3
Lesser Clarity Potion3
Potion of Mana2
Potion of Healing1
9 total
Humandontfukwme (blue | 39 APM | 684 actions | 17:33)
Hero icon 1 Blood Mage
Ability icon 1 Banish

» actions
Assign group hotkey4
Basic commands7
Build / train43
Enter build submenu18
Enter hero's abilities submenu1
Right click319
Select / deselect197
Select group hotkey34
Use ability61
684 total
» units
Peasant12
Mortar Team9
Siege Engine4
25 total
» upgrades
Gunpowder3
Armor1
Lumber Harvesting1
Flare1
Fragmentation Shards1
Barrage1
8 total
» buildings
Lumber Mill2
Farm8
Altar of Kings1
Blacksmith1
Scout Tower2
Keep2
Arcane Tower1
Castle3
Workshop4
24 total
» build order
00:32 Lumber Mill
00:50 Lumber Mill
00:55 Farm
00:57 Altar of Kings
01:14 Blacksmith
01:25 Farm
02:15 Farm
03:10 Farm
03:51 Scout Tower
03:52 Keep
03:53 Scout Tower
04:23 Arcane Tower
04:32 Farm
05:15 Farm
05:53 Farm
06:15 Castle
06:15 Castle
06:19 Workshop
06:22 Workshop
06:25 Workshop
06:30 Workshop
06:57 Farm

Chat log

(00:04 / All) Michael.: gex
(00:07 / All) Michael.: hows the civ scene?
(00:10 / All) King_Gex: good
(00:14 / All) Michael.: nice, ahs it picked up?
(00:21 / All) dontfukwme: hows the faggot scene guys
(00:24 / All) King_Gex: yeah civ been creating nev versions
(00:36 / All) Michael.: i last played atstables
(00:39 / All) King_Gex: always a game going
(00:45 / All) Michael.: thats awesome!
(00:47 / All) dontfukwme: u and pink got that nice faggot good times
(00:52 / All) Twenty6: lol
(00:59 / All) King_Gex: shut up nub blue
(01:04 / All) Twenty6: blueberry how you doing big guy?
(01:05 / All) Michael.: shucks anon
(01:07 / All) King_Gex: you would get wrekt
(01:10 / All) dontfukwme: ok downsyndrome boy
(01:18 / Allies) Michael.: gex is easily trolled
(01:21 / Allies) Michael.: blue, you beat me to it
(01:33 / Allies) dontfukwme: just like i beat yor mom
(01:38 / Allies) AthenasEC: rush?
(01:41 / Allies) texas: yes
(01:42 / Allies) texas: ush
(01:43 / Allies) dontfukwme: lol
(01:44 / Allies) Michael.: k
(01:55 / Allies) Michael.: // wrists
(01:56 / Allies) dontfukwme: im going fast mort
(02:00 / Allies) texas: gay
(02:01 / Allies) dontfukwme: when i get 7 mort lets hit and hall one out
(02:06 / Allies) Michael.: ok
(02:15 / Allies) Michael.: we can creep a bit then
(02:19 / Allies) AthenasEC: whats the pan?
(02:21 / Allies) AthenasEC: rush?
(02:26 / Allies) Michael.: no
(02:28 / Allies) dontfukwme: 7 mort
(02:32 / Allies) dontfukwme: then attack
(02:33 / Allies) Michael.: blue is teching to morts
(02:48 / Allies) dontfukwme: w 3-3 upgrades hehehehe
(02:50 / Allies) Michael.: has this strategy been working blue?
(02:52 / Allies) Michael.: ....
(02:54 / Allies) dontfukwme: im a warcraft terrorist
(02:55 / Allies) Michael.: im not waiting on 3-3
(03:03 / Allies) dontfukwme: dw it will be super quick trust me

(04:06 / Allies) AthenasEC: pink
(04:08 / Allies) Michael.: sup
(04:10 / Allies) AthenasEC: thats my creep;;
(04:14 / Allies) texas: ic

(05:31 / Allies) Michael.: orange
(05:34 / Allies) Michael.: dont follow like that
(05:35 / Allies) Michael.: u will box me iun
(05:39 / Allies) Michael.: control ur untis
(05:40 / Allies) Michael.: or share
(05:45 / Allies) AthenasEC: i was peeing
(06:01 / Allies) dontfukwme: into your pouch?
(06:13 / Allies) Michael.: this is a loss
(06:16 / Allies) Michael.: blue doesnt look like a great player
(06:20 / Allies) texas: chill man
(06:23 / Allies) Michael.: 7-10
(06:34 / Allies) AthenasEC: hey purp
(06:36 / Allies) dontfukwme: its actually 7-0
(06:37 / Allies) AthenasEC: units?
(06:40 / Allies) dontfukwme: the 10 are from me tking faggots
(06:41 / Allies) texas: people are afk every other game
(06:53 / Allies) Michael.: eh ill stop talking
(07:05 / Allies) Michael.: b
(07:13 / Allies) AthenasEC: nvm
(07:19 / Allies) dontfukwme: once my shops go up ill need 200 gold from each of u
(07:23 / Allies) dontfukwme: that gets u 1 mot
(07:25 / Allies) dontfukwme: mort
(07:34 / Allies) AthenasEC: bm level 1
(07:40 / Allies) Michael.: lol
(07:40 / Allies) dontfukwme: gold pls
(07:44 / Allies) AthenasEC: they are comng
(07:45 / Allies) Michael.: they gonna hit
(07:47 / Allies) Michael.: YOLO
(07:49 / Allies) texas: melee i guess
(07:50 / Allies) Michael.: give blue 200
(07:51 / Allies) texas: hre
(07:54 / Allies) Michael.: maybe he can tp and save me
(07:55 / Allies) AthenasEC: kill him pink
(08:01 / Allies) dontfukwme: dw
(08:16 / Allies) Michael.: b
(08:16 / Allies) Michael.: b
(08:17 / Allies) Michael.: b
(08:19 / Allies) Michael.: otrange
(08:19 / Allies) Michael.: b
(08:20 / Allies) Michael.: 3 on 1
(08:26 / Allies) dontfukwme: ill tp in a sec
(08:29 / Allies) dontfukwme: lemme take out reds hall first
(08:35 / Allies) dontfukwme: b up
(08:38 / Allies) texas: it will be over by then
(08:38 / Allies) dontfukwme: dont fight till i tp in
(08:43 / Allies) dontfukwme: just b the fuck up pink
(08:50 / Allies) dontfukwme: dont fight yet
(08:52 / Allies) dontfukwme: b up
(08:57 / Allies) Michael.: bv
(08:57 / Allies) Michael.: b
(08:58 / Allies) Michael.: b
(08:58 / Allies) Michael.: b
(09:01 / Allies) Michael.: into base
(09:02 / Allies) dontfukwme: dont lose unit
(09:09 / Allies) dontfukwme: ill force tp and then tp
(09:30 / Allies) Michael.: holy shit
(09:31 / Allies) Michael.: he did
(09:32 / Allies) Michael.: it
(09:33 / Allies) Michael.: the mad man
(09:49 / Allies) Michael.: MAD MAN BLUE
(09:52 / Allies) dontfukwme: lolll
(09:53 / Allies) dontfukwme: counter
(09:58 / Allies) Michael.: I dOUBTED U
(09:59 / Allies) Michael.: IM SORRUY
(10:04 / Allies) dontfukwme: aha all good my nigga
(10:06 / Allies) dontfukwme: lets do this
(10:09 / Allies) texas: i told u
(10:12 / All) dontfukwme: hey red nice hall
(10:17 / All) dontfukwme: u shud like
(10:19 / All) dontfukwme: make towers around it
(10:36 / All) King_Gex: shoot
(10:54 / Allies) AthenasEC: GREENS HEROS
(11:05 / All) Twenty6: heaaad shot
(11:10 / Allies) Michael.: toweerb
(11:11 / Allies) Michael.: blue
(11:44 / Allies) AthenasEC: DK
(12:01 / Allies) Michael.: b
(12:01 / Allies) Michael.: b
(12:02 / Allies) Michael.: b
(12:03 / Allies) Michael.: ?
(12:07 / Allies) AthenasEC: AM
(12:08 / Allies) dontfukwme: fight
(12:20 / Allies) dontfukwme: pink stay in front of my mort
(12:24 / Allies) Michael.: b
(12:26 / Allies) Michael.: out
(12:28 / Allies) Michael.: nobody there
(13:16 / Allies) dontfukwme: two halls down lol
(13:22 / Allies) Michael.: lol
(13:28 / Allies) Michael.: great job blue
(13:30 / Allies) Michael.: you're insane and great
(13:32 / Allies) Michael.: thank you
(13:44 / Allies) dontfukwme: hahahaa nice always good to be appreciated
(13:57 / Allies) Michael.: tanks
(13:58 / Allies) texas: thats what your mom told me last night lol
(13:58 / Allies) Michael.: this nigga
(14:00 / Allies) Michael.: is crazy
(14:01 / Allies) AthenasEC: i need an expo
(14:05 / All) King_Gex: stupid blue
(14:17 / Allies) AthenasEC: pink
(14:19 / Allies) AthenasEC: getr frosts asap
(14:26 / Allies) Michael.: im nowhere near
(14:34 / Allies) Michael.: move
(14:36 / Allies) Michael.: to another base

(15:42 / Allies) Michael.: blue
(15:44 / Allies) Michael.: you're the 6god
(15:46 / Allies) dontfukwme: yup
(15:47 / Allies) dontfukwme: haha
(15:55 / Allies) Michael.: you're like trevor
(15:57 / Allies) dontfukwme: ill have the lowest score too
(15:57 / Allies) Michael.: weird as fuck
(16:00 / Allies) Michael.: but whatever homie
(16:35 / Allies) Michael.: u got cvloud?
(16:45 / Allies) Michael.: back
(16:47 / Allies) Michael.: until u got cloud
(16:50 / Allies) texas: lol
(16:53 / Allies) dontfukwme: the top two peeps are gone haha
(16:56 / Allies) AthenasEC: go
(17:01 / Allies) AthenasEC: i have hawks
(17:01 / Allies) AthenasEC: go